Eating like a boss.
Tuna mayo with red onion on a baked potato stuffed with cheese mmmmmmm Activia peach yogurt. White coffee Rocky biscuit. YUMMY
I'm pretty sure we don't have a fire alarm
We in fact have a ‘Bacon Alarm’, it goes off EVERY TIME I cook bacon like some sort of guilt monitor.
I have spent the past hour looking for jobs and...
I am starting to think admitting to working in The Filling Station is doing nothing for my CV.
I can hear some sort of building work going on
That sounds exactly like the noise cybermen make in Dr Who when they walk. Not only am I scared, but I’m also slightly embarrassed that I’ve admitted I know that in the first place.
There is a recording on my phone
of boobs and I in bed on Friday night singing LOVE and Graeme singing along from the other room. It’s actually painful to listen to Hahahahaha. ‘ELLLLLL IS FOR THE WAY YOU LOOOOOK AT MEEEEEE’ Best bit is Boobs at the end ‘sounds like a langela landsberry cover’ haha!!! Whhatttt?!? I’d post it if I was still drunk.
The buzzer woke me up earlier, I thought it was just the postman but I got up and answered it anyway. Next thing my letterbox is getting flapped non stop. I opened the door to see a delivery guy standing about 4 feet away pointing at the package he’d left at the door. I said ‘oh thanks!’ and he humphed at me then stormed off. What a dick haha!!
I've not been awake this late in a while...
and I’ve got to that horrible stage of nighttime hunger. I wish I had healthy snacks, but I just want a bacon sandwich…
Anonymous asked: are those minks real? do you not feel a little guilty?
One bottle of prosecco and a gin mojoto down
and we’re off for a tipsy shop at Waitrose, giggles all round.
Just swept and mopped the whole flat, dishes down, kitchen clean, bathroom cleaned, my room tidied and I’m changed. Tina will find something wrong though, she’s that type of woman. I’ll post direct quotes later…. For now I am going to do my face and get ready for lunch at the bookclub. Hello cocktails!
MUM AND DAD ARE COMING FOR VISITS :D
YAYYYYYYYY. Shit. The floor needs cleaned, and the bins need taking out, and there’s dishes. This calls for my ‘running’ playlist that I’m yet to run to.
Getting back into bed in your towel after a shower...
Most boring video ever award goes to….
Who takes two taxidermy minks to a nightclub?!!!!
sassythecat: Hi I’m Rachael, the girl I’m holding up is Lauren and these are a couple of stuffed semi-aquatic mammals from paris. NICE TO MEET YOU! HAHAHAHA I love you, and you were holding me up, that’s love.
Just remembered that I gave Gav a card that I got...
Hahahaha so now Gav’s ID window says ‘34D’ ;) And boobs gave him a passport photo of herself….
Apart from my minging hangover and the fact that...
I am in such a lovely content mood. I had a sit down hangover shower, my face is clean and now I’m stuffed full of dominoes watching a film and listening to Pete snore on the couch.