Having Taco Mazama for dinner
This may be overdoing it on the food side….
Who run this motha-
I just nearly killed myself by doing too much cleaning up. Got so into the dishes I put the taps on super hot and got a bit of a facial steam on the go…which lead to some serious lightheadedness and a need to lie on the kitchen floor. Oops. On the plus side, I managed to do my room, a washing, strip my bed, do 70% of the dishes, clean the counters, tidy the bathroom, hall and livingroom...
Laura Marling songs.
So infectious. You just can’t help but put on a fake English accent and join in.
Definitely feeling better
Just did a small dance to Run The World whilst sorting out my washing. A small dance. But a dance nevertheless.
Any Americans needing a Spotify invite?
I have one to give away.
I might try to make Earl Grey ice cream
Bear also gives me the boak
Don’t think I’d let him kiss me after the things I’ve seen him drink/eat.
Bear Grylls makes my lady parts all warm
• wash all my work clothes • wash my bedsheets • wash my slippers • tidy up the illness pit that is my room • do all the dishes in the kitchen • take a small walk to tesco • sit down a lot between these activities. This is more for my benefit than yours.
Re-united with my Jack Wills comfies
And I don’t even feel sick today. Going to throw back a big glass of fizzy good and enjoy some toast. Won’t overdo it today on the food front.
Best boyfriend in the world is at the shop buying...
Seriously? What have I done to deserve him?
Best boyfriend in the world is making me dinner
Yum yum yum.
Just applied for a really good bar job.
And I got a text from my new boss to be at Capital saying he hopes I feel better soon and he looks forward to hearing from me when I’m well. How nice is that! Not once has my current boss texted me. Cheers Richard, feeling wanted here.
That was one hell of a nap.
I feel almost alive today. Bring on a weekend of the last portion of homemade soup, some final anti biotics and maybe even a weak coffee at some point. Haud me back.
Bathroom floor blackout
Trying to lighten the situation i just found myself in by singing that to the tune of beauty school drop out. Not helping. I’m still scared.
There are two foxes that live in the bushes in our...
They make the most ridiculous noises at night. Screaming and chattering. Thing is, we also live next to Maryhill so sometimes I can’t tell if I’m hearing a murder or a mating…
I have left my bed twice today.
Purely to use the bathroom. I have 0% energy. In fact, even though I’ve been lying down all day doing nothing, I could quite easily close my eyes and sleep through till tomorrow morning. I think this is me finally fighting off the last of this virus. Haven’t been sick for a few days either. THE END IS NIGH.
Been apart for 4 hours...
He facetimes me. True love ;)
I wouldn't say no to some Calpol.
I'm home home.
Pete is away back to Glasgow to be a lone wolf for the night and I have the house to myself. WOO. Not. I’m bored out my tits already. I am scared of sitting in the beautiful cream livingroom incase I throw up everywhere and I can’t deal with the noise of the keyboard at the PC. Although give it it’s due, it’s pretty snazzy for a PC. Touchscreen, wide monitor, pretty...
"Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say,...
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together, Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better, Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up, Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning.
shawnoffsotgun: Chronically Addicted to Grand Designs Disorder,
Just tried to google the needle size they might...
Successfully made myself feel even worse. I’m such an idiot. That’s like googling ‘what will I look like when I die?’
Actually crying laughing at this whole situation.
It’s not even that funny, it’s just the way it thumped onto the grass as I winced expecting a smash.
Just casually washing the dishes, enjoying the...
When one of our dinner plates makes a break for it and slides right off the draining board and out the window. Lucky we have a wee patch of grass outside. I can’t stop laughing imagining our neighbours looking out their window and seeing a big white square plate flying past hahahahahaha I’ll get Pete to bring it in on his way home from work, hope it doesn’t get nicked haha.
The fear you got when you realised your parents...
Currently have this. Except it’s not my parents, it’s Pete. And there have been no parties, just a shed load of dishes, and an unshowered/not even packed me. Must.get.a.move.on.
mirabellebuttersfield: Trying to convince Dan that having the Harry Potter castle as a wedding cake idea is not going as smoothly as originally planned. That’s right, kiddlywinks. I’m getting married! OH MY GOD :D:D Congratulations miss! Or should I say, Mrs to be! Aww I am beyond happy for you, you realise we all now need to know everything.
I have no energy.
I’ve tried to get up and get ready 3 times. I can’t stop crawling back into bed. Just constantly feel like I’m going to throw up/feel full of air. BLAH.
Listening to old Mark Ronson songs and thinking...
Feeling so yucky today, I think it’s nerves. I have to get blood taken tomorrow to see what’s wrong with me :( Going home to Casa Bannockburn tonight with Peter. Can’t wait to get some homemade soup from my nanny and have a bath.
I got the PR job at Capital FM!
Woo! I’m looking forward to having something new and exciting in my life. These two weeks have been so hellish, I can’t wait to feel better and get back to myself.
Definitely want to start a meals on wheels...
For ill people/students/lazy bastards. I’m lying in my bed being the queen of yucky-feeling-tummyness and all I want is some hot homemade chicken soup to sip at. Wish I could just call up a company and say ‘I’d like some crusty bread and some soup in 10 minutes please’
I am going to pretend I am a resurrected ancient...
Clearly I’m Nefertiti ;)
I have three cheeks on my face
My two regular ones, and a huge red beast of a spot. It’s not even a good one. It’s just big and red and won’t come to anything. I think it’s due to my serious lack of nutrition recently :( Doctors on Tuesday and hopefully this will all be sorted out.