I can't wait to get to the gym, meet my obviously...
“I want to keep these (hips), this (bum) and these (thighs). I don’t want this (extra bit of something that seems to be trying to protect my ribs) or this (extra bit on the front that I call Foster after the £5 pitchers of beer in 4th year) or these (those bits under your arms, I wouldn’t say bingo wings, more like bingo bits….)” YEAH.
Referring to Jamie's Italian in George Sq as...
I decided on my 23 year old styling
Well Rachael did, “When you plan your outfits think ‘Hyndland/Pollockshields’. Taking your two year old out for hummus” Photos to follow of what I bought yesterday!
Have you ever had a secret, that isn’t yours to keep? Well I do. I have a huge one, someone else’s guilty burden on my shoulders. It’s not domestic and it’s not mundane. It’s not a scandal or an infidelity. It’s something punishable by law, and where I come from you’re innocent until proven guilty. But over here? It should be the end of you. I’ll tell you this secret, but you have to understand...
read-thisforever asked: How much do you pay a month with Virgin if you don't mind me asking? x
I can't lie any longer.
I love The Saturdays. I’m going to print out a photo of them all in bikinis and stick it to the fridge as September is ‘Get a Saturday’s body month’. Doubt Pete will mind much…
I fucking love Autumn.
I think it’s my favourite season. Apart from the rain, I love that it’s just starting to get cold, it’s darker at night and it’s scarf weather. I love a scarf.
Clipping coats for Polyvore.
Can’t wait to get my winter coat this year.
I have an awful diet.
Last night I consumed a load of tapas food, half a bottle of red wine then half a fudge cake. Then on the way home I had a cheese sandwich, crisps and irn bru. Today I am making a sausage sandwich, a big milky coffee and I’ll probably dip a hob nob in it. Working at 5 so I’ll get a break later during which I’ll no doubt eat a staff pizza or a hot dog. I’ll definitely...
I’m getting a new iPhone on Friday, man in the apple shop laughed at me when I said (in reference to my stuck in lock button) ‘Can’t you just wiggle it out?’
I haven't made it out of bed yet.
Pete’s bed is so comfy and soft I just keep stretching and yawning and rolling about. Today’s POA: tidy up my pit of a room and do the dishes. Then work 5-10. Pretty simple.
Anonymous asked: you are literally the most beautiful girl i have ever seen. you just have such an usual and gorgeous face. i wish i was you. :(
Starving. Saving myself for Tapas tonight.
Can’t wait. Only going because I lost a bet during a tense game of pool where if I lost I had to buy the twins dinner hahaha
Everytime I hear/read the words 'Here we go'
I hear my manager saying it in my head hahahah. He always says it when a customer comes in the door as if 2 people at 12.01 signifies the rush about to start. HEREWEGO! HERE WE GO! INCOMING! hahhahahahhahahhaha
shawnoffsotgun asked: I went to Aldi too. I think I'm just going to have to get into the bath with a bottle of pinotage, some Bach and the bell jar to balance all that out.
Also just remembered a child hit me on the leg at...
what a wee boot, she was blonde.
I just rediscovered the music of my 3rd/4th year...
Someone gave me Sugar Ray’s album one summer, I totally reminds me of good times :D
Anonymous asked: men are like vows, they are easily broken. women are like cows, they both have vaginas
A man is an eagle, a woman is a dove
Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake love.
My ex girlfriend had a really weird fetish
She used to like to dress up as herself and act like a fucking bitch all the time.
Stay just came on shuffle.
And I thought I’d live forever, but now I’m not so sure. You try to tell me that I’m clever, but that won’t take me anyhow, or anywhere with you.
I have had a sudden realisation
I’m 23 in a few months. Should I start dressing like I’m 23? Or can I still wear my little denim shorts and toms for a few more years? BOOBS IF YOU CAN HEAR ME I AM CALLING YOU FOR A STYLING.
Grilling lorne sausage with bare legs.
Booked in to the genius bar to get my lock button...
It’s so irritating not being able to lock my iPhone. If they can’t fix it by wiggling it right there and then I’ll have to just deal with it because I can’t be without my phone whilst they send it away.
Last day off/lie in for this week.
I’m working everyday until next week as of tomorrow so I plan to make the most of today. Had my lie in, had my weird dreams about Pete’s house being a castle and going to a Waitrose christmas party IN Waitrose… Now it’s time for a square sausage sandwich and coffee. Then a wee tidy up/do some washing etc. Town at 4/5 to get some bits and bobs since it’s...
I'm going to start wearing dresses more often.
I'm craving chocolate and cakes.
Someone get me to a dessert trolley, asap.
Anonymous asked: Such a lovely outfit, really well put together! Can I ask where you got your scarf and tassel necklace? Were they recent purchases? Thanks! x
Anonymous asked: What kind of wand do you have in Pottermore? Also, do they give you a patronus?