April 2012
codeinedrums:
It deeply saddens me that I’ll most likely never marry Louis Theroux.
I’m gonna go eat my body weight in apple pie and custard to cope with this realisation.
There is a guy in my work on his own right now who really looks like him. He’s cute as hell. He’s also sitting with his MacBook out whilst nibbling on hot wings. Nice shoes too.
I don't have a day off until next Monday
Two jobs and I’m still always skint!
Urghhhhhhh
Pete is on nightshift this week
I miss him. I need him in bed with me or I just don’t feel all cosy and sleepy. I stay up late, I am restless, I wake up constantly.
Pedro, come home!
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I'm sorry Caitlin Moran.
I read your book, it fascinated me, it moved me, it made me cry laughing and it even made me do a mini sick.
But I will never, ever taste my own period. No. Nope. Blaaah. Sorry. I like to leave my body to get on with things. It doesn’t need me interfering with that.
Back spasms strike again.
In bed with a valium, tea, bourbons and a hot water bottle.
I would like Pete’s nightshift to end now, I don’t sleep properly on my own.
Justified
Probably one of my favourite albums of all time.
lets go to the big, bank
lets go get a loan
they say, what they gonna say
have a seat, drink?
found a red bill
big loans like this are hard to come by
Singing my own lyrics to Starships all about personal banking.
Making a drunk bedtime cup of tea to go with your...
Properly shit. :(
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A hahahha just read all the abusive messages about...
Jealously is an ugly ugly thing.
It’s not brittle, it’s soft. It isn’t gradual because I asked for it to be bleach blonde and bright.
If I do something, I don’t half arse it. My hair looks brilliant so how about you snobby anons crawl back under your duvets and suck it.
Ps thanks for the three anons who said it was lovely, you are all nice people.
New hair = new followers
Hi guys! I’m Lauren, I like plain coloured clothes, huge handbags, gin, smutty chat, my hamster Mo and garlic.
Welcome to a blog dedicated to photos of my face and my dinner, please stay as long as you like and feel free to browse. This isn’t Schuh, I wont pester you before you’re even in the door.
Swear to god you could go in there with no feet and they’d still try...
Tomorrow is a big day.
Train to Stirling at 10am, getting my hair ombred at 12, straight back to Glasgow, work 5-10 and then out to the launch night of Salute’s club night at The Brunswick with Tamz and Emz.
So all this tomorrow, I NEED TO GO TAN.
Baking a potato.
mmmm
Ladies of Tumblr, I have a question!
Gentlemen, this isn’t for you!
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I used to be on the pill but I had such bad migraines I very nearly failed my 3rd year of university so I came off it. I felt so much better and I was no longer a crazy bitch/chubby/going daft with the headaches.
However, I feel it’s time I was on something other than condoms and sheer luck. So can you all tell me your contraception...
GOING TO BUY MO A BALL
OMG BRB SO EXCITED!
I wish I had a close friend that cooked/baked.
So that I could pop round for coffee and they’d pass round banana loaf/scones/cupcakes like they were kitkats
Making awesome cajun chicken skewers tonight.
Got my chicken marinating in the fridge, just need to buy some colelsaw and maybe couscous later. Mmmm
Photos later!
Wow this cough is killing me.
The flat is an absolute pigsty too. A combo of Pete having a boys weekend where I was working all the time, and now he’s on nightshift and I’ve been away home.
I need to tidy up, but there’s no washing up liquid. Urghhhhh
Drinking Beechams out of the bottle.
Definitely bedtime. This cough is giving me sore tummy muscles.
Rachael you need to block this guy.
http://shayvaux.tumblr.com/
Keeps reblogging photos from my page cos you’ve already reblogged him. I don’t want my face on his porn blog. I’ve blocked him.
If anyone else fancies reporting him that’d be swell.
Mo makes me laugh so much
She just fell from the roof of her cage, upside down. Landed in the sawdust and just lay there looking raging.
Ladies, help!
existenceisfutile:
How the bloody hell do I control my fringe? It’s wild and won’t stay put, it keeps pinging across my forehead :(
Always dry it the opposite way it sits until it’s nearly dry, then dry it over the way it should go.
Feel sick about how much weight I've put on purely...
HALF A STONE. Fuck that. No shit for two weeks. No crisps, chocolate, chips or fried stuff.
Tomorrow I am gutting the flat top to bottom so there’s some exercise, I’ll snack on apples and crackers until a nice healthy chicken and veg dinner at night.
Then from Thursday I’m 11-4 restaurant, 6-9 Capital. Friday through to Stirling to get my hair dyed (OMBRE!!) then 5-10...
Going to have some cheese and biscuits.
Duthie is napping for his nightshift on the couch, he’s a cute snorer. YEAH YEAH I WENT ON ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND. WHATEVZ. I LAV HIM. HE IS MY LOBSTER.
WHY AM I STILL HUNGRY?
I had a huge chicken kiev for my dinner, with mash and veggies. And I am craving noodles and curry sauce and sticky chicken ribs.
